PASS YOUR DRUG TEST...THE SPIKE.COM WAY

I just got called by one of my friends about drug testing and I learned a few things or two from some parolees and some of my friends. The only problem is that I acquired that info over 6 years ago. So I consulted the piff smoking bible aka High Times to find out wassup with new innovations in beating that drug test.


Beat the Drug Test


So did you get that? It's

1. ABSTAIN. MEANING DON'T SMOKE TILL AFTER YOUR TEST!

2. FLUSH
But be cautious of WATER INTOXICATION. Yes too much water can fuck you up. There
are many detox's and flushes you can get at GNC or the Vitamin Shoppe. Keep it
funky with the person working there so they can help you properly. Or just google
the info, walk in and get what you want.

3. MASK
Take up to 4 Aspirin a few hours before your test and you can mask your
urine. I also heard from a friend in boarding school that you can also put
Visine in between your fingers and piss between them. This can mask your urine
as well OR give you an inconclusive test and by law (at least in New York)
they have to wait 30 days to give you another one.

I hope I remember all these things when it comes to my turn to do one of these.

The First X RATED ANIMATED MOVIE: FRITZ THE CAT

Parts 2 and 3 are skipped because it violated the terms of use of youtube.com
Fritz the Cat the movie was created in 1972 and was the first cartoon to be given an X Rating and also become the highest grossing independent cartoon movie of all time; grossing over $100 Million.





The following scenes may offend you, but remember this was a depiction of what and how society was in the 60's.



It's only gonna get crazier from here...




So after Fritz goes through everything, he realizes that being himself is where its at. He goes back to being his hedonistic self.

This animated movie may have offended many but cool out it's just a cartoon and it was at one point someone's way of self expression.

Britney does Alanis Morrisette,,,,NO SHOTS!!

I fucks with Brit for this one. She does a good job at doing a rendition, for whatever reasons she chose to do the song. I've decided NOT to jump to conclusions. She toned up and is making that good money on tour.

Thanks to whomever it was that recorded this from their phone. They got some great seats. Bare with the video, its amateur and at first you see her ass then you see the performance of Alanis Morrisette's "You Oughtta Know".

Here is the very classic original...this is Alanis Morrissette performing the song when it first came out. Trust that this song was and always will be a classic.

CLassic Film Teen Witch

Okay okay, I had to post this movie, Teen Witch. This movie was my shit when I first saw it back in the days. I could only post the trailer but you can watch the entire movie on youtube.com here
I remember how much I used to wish that I could find a stone just like Louisa in the movie.

This film is dope: Foxes

Found this movie on the net called "Foxes" and it stars Jodie Foster and Cherie Currie from the Runaways. I've never seen this movie until now and its as if it were the prelude to Kids or something to that extent. Each character symbolizes a female in one of our cliques, similar to the way Sex and the City identifies with every female. And to think that we thought we were more advanced than they were back in the days, when in reality we are just like them only that all the bad is out in the open now. This movie may be from 1979 but its as if it stood the test of time, its still relevant today. By the by Scott Baio is in it and he's always something pretty to look at. Check out this movie, its classic.

























The last lines Jodie Foster says about her friends wish to be buried under a Pear tree was an amazing line.

Good Bye Michael

I wanted to add these pictures of Michael Jackson's funeral yesterday. I was asked by a friend to go out and celebrate her birthday but I decided to hold off until I finished watching the funeral.
I was watching via CNN up until the Jackson Family cut off the live feed. See, the family didn't allow the public or the media into their private funeral. But what they did allow was a live feed given by them and it was to be cut off at their discretion. The family cut off the feed after Michael's coffin was brought in. As soon as I realized the family had done that, I decided it would be respectful of me to stop watching. They gave us what they could and now they needed their privacy. I respected that.
After watching, I went out and had a few drinks in memory and celebration. The man accomplished so much in his life, I want to try just as hard to do the same on my terms.
I found these pictures on the net and wanted to add them. He was a part of my childhood and in a way it feels like I lost that and then some how found it again. I kind of feel like we're losing so much in this world. I want to be grateful for everything I do in my life, I want to LIVE it as well as make sure that everyday I go to work, I LOVE what I do. I want to live with no regrets.
All these thoughts and ideals came into play when Michael had passed away and now it's like a finality just hit. I really wanted him to make that comeback.
Thank you to the Jackson Family for allowing us to be a part of their goodbye as well as giving the media these pictures.

Michael Jackson Birthday Celebration on August 29, 2009

It's been a minute my lovely creative outlet, but I've been stuck writing on other people's blogs and you know living. I recently went to the Michael Jackson birthday celebration thrown by Q-tip and Mark Ronson and I must say shit was awesome. I heard music that I would have never known was created by Michael Jackson and his brothers as well as hearing Quincy Jones call in to bless the celebration and say how much he loved Michael and that he was "his little brother". Marcia from Floetry was on hand as well and she sang "Butterflies", one of my favorite new school M.J. songs. Marcia had written the song for Michael and it was featured in his last studio release "Invincible". It was by all accounts an event filled with love. Everyone was relaxed, hell I went by myself and got a free drink and danced the night away with a group of people I didn't even know. It was really cool to see everyone just come together to celebrate a person that they only knew through his accomplishments. It was and always will be respect.
I can't get over the extensive catalog of music he created along with his brothers and even the music he wrote for his sisters. It was really cool. There are many people that say that they weren't fans or weren't touched by his music but in reality that night broke that myth. Their have been countless songs sampled based on Michael Jackson or The Jacksons music, some songs we didn't know about because they weren't so commercialized. Hip Hop takes many forms and many hit songs created for Hip Hop artists were taken from music from The Jacksons, proving that we were all some how some way greatly affected by their musical talent. I recorded some video from my blackberry, it isn't great video, but it defines what I have been writing through music so that you can hear how many songs were taken from their original tracks and recreated as hits for other artists. It was an amazing event and I'm glad I took a part in sharing it with all the people that were there.

On another note, I didn't get to record video of this, but Mark Ronson had created a special tribute to DJ AM. As we all know the news of DJ AM's passing had broke the day before and Ronson created a special tribute to him using the song "Lisa its your birthday" from the Simpsons episode when Homer is put in a mental institution with a guy that claims he is Michael Jackson. Ronson said that AM loved the Simpsons (as do I) and he wanted to make a tribute for him. Which was incredibly befitting for both a tribute to MJ and AM because MJ was really on that episode of The Simpsons titled "Stark Raving Dad". MJ was never accredited for the episode because his record company at the time would not allow him to sing for anyone else. SO "Happy Birthday Lisa" was sung by Kipp Lennon. But the voice of the character who claimed he was Michael was in fact Michael Jackson. Anyways this is the song that was specially remixed as a tribute to AM that night

One of my favorite Simpson songs. RIP DJ AM.


Another silly fact, Michael Jackson wrote the most popular song of the Simpsons aside from the theme song, "DO the Bartman". Crazy how that never got out huh? The Simpsons creator Matt Groening admitted that recently. There is so much this dude gave us and so much we didn't know.

I will post the video of the mixes I recorded from that night on a later day, being that they need to be approved by Youtube.com.