I just got called by one of my friends about drug testing and I learned a few things or two from some parolees and some of my friends. The only problem is that I acquired that info over 6 years ago. So I consulted the piff smoking bible aka High Times to find out wassup with new innovations in beating that drug test.
Beat the Drug Test
So did you get that? It's
1. ABSTAIN. MEANING DON'T SMOKE TILL AFTER YOUR TEST!
2. FLUSH
But be cautious of WATER INTOXICATION. Yes too much water can fuck you up. There
are many detox's and flushes you can get at GNC or the Vitamin Shoppe. Keep it
funky with the person working there so they can help you properly. Or just google
the info, walk in and get what you want.
3. MASK
Take up to 4 Aspirin a few hours before your test and you can mask your
urine. I also heard from a friend in boarding school that you can also put
Visine in between your fingers and piss between them. This can mask your urine
as well OR give you an inconclusive test and by law (at least in New York)
they have to wait 30 days to give you another one.
I hope I remember all these things when it comes to my turn to do one of these.
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