Movies I love: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

One of my favorite movies as a kid. I must have watched this a trillion times on channel 11. I have no copyrights to this and I found this on youtube.com. For the record. The one on channel 11 had all the dirty stuff removed. Like when you first get to see Revenge of the Nerds on HBO and realize those Nerds were some serious horny bastards.

RIP George Carlin. He played Rufus in this movie.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure in it's entirety. Enjoy!



Here's a good question? In the 80's Orion Pictures was everywhere...what ever happened to Orion Pictures?










eat the pig, eat the pig....ziggy ziggy ziggy pig!









Most excellent adventure.

Lady Gaga got my vote forever.

Recently Lady Gaga did an interview for Barbara Walters year end Most Fascinating People. This year Gaga was no doubt the most fascinating of all the entertainers. I was drawn to her performance art; a scene that is common in NYC. Without knowing much about her other than I was digging her club music; I finally got to see her performance at the 2009 MTV VMA's and while via twitter people were talking shit about her I quickly tweeted her as an icon in the making. I knew automatically that she was into performance art, and I knew that she was bringing some old school performance art to the mainstream masses. I finally got to catch this Barbara Walters interview. The best part is in the end, when it becomes evident why Lady Gaga has gained so much popularity and why she got my vote so swiftly.

Jem and the Holograms.

***Remember the cassettes?!? I used to have them all! Including Barbie and the Rockers!!
Guess that's where my vivid imagination started from huh? They don't make stuff as cool as they used too***



When I was younger I used to play with the Jem doll that my sister had gotten as a gift. A few years later I would forget about her and her glowing star earrings only to find her once again during my tween years in the Dominican Republic. See, my parents would go back home to the Dominican Republic every summer. Sometimes we would be sent ahead of time so that we could get used to being there. It was a reminder for us that even though we were growing up American; there were 2 sides to our story and it all began in Dominican Republic. We would spend the entire summer speaking only Spanish and exploring our neighborhood back in Jarabacoa, D.R. Everyday at 4pm they would have cartoons on the national broadcasting channel the D.R. had and they would put on Jem and the Holograms along with G.I. Joe, Super Mario Bros and at times Transformers. Of course it would be completely SAP'ed in Spanish. Everything but the songs were in Spanish and everyday for 3 months I would make sure I was back home @ 4pm just to watch Jem and the Holograms. I remember that Jem and her band would come with cassettes so that you could play along lip syncing as if you were Jem yourself. I loved it.



this commercial brought back so many memories!

Hannah Montana is kind of an imitation of Jem the only difference is that Jem was way more fashion orientated and her story was way cooler. Plus Jem had the look and the life everyone aspired to have.

Holy shit I found more! I remember this!! My friends from my old Corona hood had this!





I wish girls now a days had the chance to be little girls without the constant torture of being told whats on the outside is better than the inside. Now they're all rushing to grow up so fast.

SHOOTER SERIES: BRETT RATNER INTERVIEWS MICHAEL JACKSON

I WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT THESE IMAGES BELONG TO BRETT RATNER AND HE HAD PERMISSION TO SHOOT THIS AND IT WAS PLACED ON THE SHOOTERSERIES.COM WEBSITE. UNFORTUNATELY BY THE TIME I FOUND IT, IT WAS TAKEN DOWN AND SO I CHECKED FOR IT ON YOUTUBE.COM.

AS PER MR. RATNER THIS INTERVIEW WAS TRANSCRIBED AND PLACED IN INTERVIEW MAGAZINE AND CAN BE LOOKED UP. I THOUGHT TO ADD THIS TO MY BLOG MAINLY BECAUSE IT IS ONE OF THE ONLY GOOD INTERVIEWS IN WHICH M.J. SEEMS CALM.

STICKING TO WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN....NO MATTER WHAT

FOR THE RECORD: THIS SHOW WAS ONE OF THE MOST PROLIFIC IN MY TEENAGE YEARS. I LOVED THIS SHOW. BUT IT BELONGS TO VIACOM AND ALL ITS NETWORKS. NO SUE-AGE PLEASE. I'M UPSET THAT NO ONE THAT IS SO CALLED FAMOUS NOW MENTIONS IT AS A PART OF THEIR GROWTH SPURT AND I'M ALSO UPSET THAT THEY DON'T MENTION PETE AND PETE , SALUTE YOUR SHORTS, CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL, UNDRESSED (THE 1ST REALITY STYLE SHOW IN A WAY), AND A FEW OTHERS I CAN'T MENTION CAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER MAYBE BECAUSE I'VE HAD A FEW BREWSKIS.

AND NOW DARIA ( one of my first indications that cartoons will be part of my life always)... SEASON 2 EPISODE 1 ARTS IN CRASS

PASS YOUR DRUG TEST...THE SPIKE.COM WAY

I just got called by one of my friends about drug testing and I learned a few things or two from some parolees and some of my friends. The only problem is that I acquired that info over 6 years ago. So I consulted the piff smoking bible aka High Times to find out wassup with new innovations in beating that drug test.


Beat the Drug Test


So did you get that? It's

1. ABSTAIN. MEANING DON'T SMOKE TILL AFTER YOUR TEST!

2. FLUSH
But be cautious of WATER INTOXICATION. Yes too much water can fuck you up. There
are many detox's and flushes you can get at GNC or the Vitamin Shoppe. Keep it
funky with the person working there so they can help you properly. Or just google
the info, walk in and get what you want.

3. MASK
Take up to 4 Aspirin a few hours before your test and you can mask your
urine. I also heard from a friend in boarding school that you can also put
Visine in between your fingers and piss between them. This can mask your urine
as well OR give you an inconclusive test and by law (at least in New York)
they have to wait 30 days to give you another one.

I hope I remember all these things when it comes to my turn to do one of these.

The First X RATED ANIMATED MOVIE: FRITZ THE CAT

Parts 2 and 3 are skipped because it violated the terms of use of youtube.com
Fritz the Cat the movie was created in 1972 and was the first cartoon to be given an X Rating and also become the highest grossing independent cartoon movie of all time; grossing over $100 Million.





The following scenes may offend you, but remember this was a depiction of what and how society was in the 60's.



It's only gonna get crazier from here...




So after Fritz goes through everything, he realizes that being himself is where its at. He goes back to being his hedonistic self.

This animated movie may have offended many but cool out it's just a cartoon and it was at one point someone's way of self expression.